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Sheep Demotivational Poster


NEW ZEALAND DATING SITE - Where everybody gets a date


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

TheGoat - February 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
too bad the site's down!
AJ - July 28, 2009, 3:37 am
I always thought the trans tasman rivalry was just good fun. Then I visited Queensland... Well, they live in a arid, fly blown, ant infested snake pit, with spiders. While I live in a lush green paradise, with gorgeous island women and Good Beer. Suckers.
Chopperliscious - June 4, 2009, 6:21 pm
lol I had 15 years of sheep jokes when I was in aussie. Like water off a ducks back - Kiwi and proud :) . Anyone got some sheep pics to share?
kiwi - May 3, 2009, 6:59 am
fuck u, you abo fucking cunt


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




A NEW CHAIR - Because Little Bo Peep Got Tired of Watching Her Sheep


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 4.21/5

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BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP -


TAGS: oh sheep dip
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:19 pm
5 LOLs
CANADA - November 17, 2010, 11:43 pm
lol! 5 L
spacedog - November 17, 2010, 7:40 pm
LMAO!
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 4:47 pm
Oh MY 5 goats for you
GreyScorpion - November 17, 2010, 4:19 pm
BaZinga!!! 5L


THAT'S A MOOR -


TAGS: sheep crankyhead
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:08 pm
If you wake in a fog, from too much hair o' the dog, that's a moor, eh!
TheTrashHeap - January 20, 2011, 1:59 pm
Should they eat grass and bleat, while standing in peat? That's a moor eh!
CaptainBaked - January 20, 2011, 11:01 am
This one flew over my head? Is it supposed to make sense? Be funny? Inspirational? Is it an inside joke? Motifake confuses me...


GENETICS - don't mess with them


TAGS: sheep clone genetics wool funny
Rating: 2/5


Wolf In Sheeps Clothing -


TAGS: backstab wolf sheep leader friendship
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - March 28, 2014, 1:39 am
Thanks you. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:11 am
Whoa! That is impressive! I've got to check out your other work now. 5L for the poster and 5L for the awesome artwork!
Greybeard - March 27, 2014, 1:51 am
Thank you. Inspired by others on this site to include yourself. :)
Airman - March 26, 2014, 7:38 pm
your artistic talents are very impressive. amazing


WHOREHOUSE -


TAGS: sheep rednecks
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:37 pm
For nobody else gave me the thrill, With all your faults, I love you still. It had to be ewe... It had to be ewe.
agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:34 pm
Where's the redhead?
spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
LOL! 5 sheep.
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 11:06 am
I'll take that as a compliment
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 11:04 am
face, you're one sick baaaaaaastard. 5L
Feasibly - September 3, 2010, 10:58 am
lol!


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: sam sheepdog and ralph wolf quote
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

epimethius05 - May 3, 2011, 3:06 pm
Awesome subtext! I'm not sure many people caught the Sheepdog/Wiley E Coyote refrence
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:32 pm
PErfect!!! 5L
Mongo - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Just finished up at VFA-213, the Super's...nice toy!
GreyScorpion - December 22, 2009, 3:27 pm
Excellent Warner Bros. Looney Tunes Reference. 5 Wolves In Sheeps Clothing
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:17 pm
5/5 Mr. Airman Sir. I loves me an F/A-18. Moved from A7E's to the F/A-18. What a nice change THAT was!


Brothel -


TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that sex slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am

ABSOLUTELY.FARGIN.PERFECT


CONSIRACY THEORISTS - They Never Give It A break


TAGS: sheepdog
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:11 pm
Moooooo with high marks for the baaaaaa
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 7:08 pm
I just gave a 5 to a retrochop poster....I feel dirty, Stay away from politics Retro, and your golden.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:23 pm
R.S.Jake... doth thou speaketh with a forked tongue, less a single motifake of his own?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:17 pm
great concept, just one little opps 4L
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:24 pm
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.


G'MORNING RALPH -


TAGS: freedom illusion ralph sam wolf no sheep dog
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 10:28 pm
Great work RL!!
Donkasaurus - January 26, 2011, 12:14 pm
Love me some Zappa.


HAMMMMMY - OH HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY


TAGS: sheep hammy
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:42 am
man this pic creeps me out
ICEMAN - December 30, 2011, 10:48 pm
Believe it or don't, he does have groupies. :/


ISIS sex slaves -


TAGS: isis sheep
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:11 am
How does an ISIS fighter find a goat in the middle of the desert? Very satisfying! 5L
Greybeard - February 22, 2015, 12:58 pm
Hehe. 5LMAO. 2000 yrs of heat & inbreeding will certainly do that to a culture. :)
JesusWept - February 22, 2015, 12:02 pm
I' would give this one 5 million L's if i could! UNADULTERATED!!!


AWKWARD! - Trying to explain the WOMAN to a sheep


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 2:04 am
Use lamb-skin condoms long enough on the woman, and no explanation is needed.... I mean, she feels like the real thing!
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 8:43 pm
That is one fine piece of livestock, and the sheep's not bad either...
rerun - February 13, 2010, 8:42 pm

I am in Texas, will let you guess....
Cubbybear - February 13, 2010, 8:18 pm
The Girl or the Sheep?
rerun - February 13, 2010, 8:14 pm

I dated her once.


PLEASE CANADIANS ITS OVER -


TAGS: canadians its over february sheep no names from me lol motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.21/5

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pieman - February 8, 2010, 6:04 pm
I llllllove it. I'm sure my daaaaad, Jake will too. Mom says hi Jake.5 Lambs


TAKE A TRIP ON THE WILD SIDE -


TAGS: sheep shagging boring
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:26 pm
Putting his junk in that trunk!


RUSH HOUR -


TAGS: afghanistan goats sheep
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 9, 2011, 8:10 pm

That guy is my 3rd cousin, twice removed on my great aunt Zeldas side, we just call him Steve
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:49 am
Is it me or does that guy look like Rerun?
autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 1:29 am
lmao!


COUNTER ESPIONAGE - Embarrassing spies for 10,000 years




WET WORK -


TAGS: do assassins dream of garroting sheep
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:58 pm
Heh, I think I know that monkey.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 28, 2009, 3:13 pm
I'm just calling it warped and wicked.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 10:29 am
Warped, wicked, but tasteful.


EUROPEANS -




A HISTORY LESSON -


TAGS: sheepshagging for dummies
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
I think you have forgotten a particular race here *cough* *cough*
ICEMAN - September 27, 2010, 7:51 am
Not baaaaad. 5
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:16 am

good one.


UNCLE CURLY -


TAGS: drunk pig sheep your mom
Rating: 5/5

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Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
ROR! Nice one buddy


Sheeple -


TAGS: sheeple diploma black sheep movie
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

CloudchaserS - August 13, 2013, 5:09 am
Got that, thanx!
Cannabal - August 12, 2013, 5:22 pm
This was in the movie "Black Sheep" (2006).
curlyrocks - August 12, 2013, 5:13 pm
I need to borrow that suit for my next satanic 0rgy, will have it dry cleaned before I return it.
CloudchaserS - August 12, 2013, 11:11 am
Anyone know who made that fursuit? Wondering because it's awesome!


TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT -


TAGS: lauren bacall hammy sheep
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - November 13, 2011, 6:45 pm
Damn... that's a good one, one of the best... 5 blowing Hammys from me.
Airman - November 11, 2011, 4:01 pm
lol
Greeny - November 11, 2011, 3:30 pm
muttonboating?


PLUS SIZE KOTEX -


TAGS: kotex fat chicks tampon sheep
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 2:21 pm
I saw that flock out behind Jakes place. I think he's raising ghey sheep.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 2:17 pm
Big Girls you are beautiful...LOL!


PUNK SHEEP - I thought you dyed the wool AFTER the shearing! This is gonna make a cool sweater.




HAMMY -


TAGS: hawamleh rap sheet sheep cheap
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:56 am
No prob, dude! When in Rome, do as the Romans do! ;)
Hawamleh - January 24, 2012, 1:04 am
It's legal over here bro, 5 unblinking lions.
Airman - January 23, 2012, 7:31 pm
LOL
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Hammy is a great guy, despite his obsessions, but nobody's perfect...BTW 5L


CAUTION - NEW ZEALAND RED LIGHT DISTRICT AHEAD - Ooooooh..., I wonder if Baa' Baa-raa Jane is working the late shift tonight..??


TAGS: sheep new zealand red light sex hooker lamb
Rating: 3.2/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 6:27 am
Friggin Ockers.


UHMM ... HUH? -


TAGS: six legged sheep
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
No I'm pretty sure they're annoyed too.
Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:19 am
..except for Blade Runner aficionados


WTH? - Dad may want to put the donkey & the sheep in different stalls




SCOTLAND - Where real men are born and sheep are scared


TAGS: scotland scottish sheep
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by HaggisMonster

LogicDude - May 7, 2009, 1:31 pm
In Iowa they wear high heels.
Robert the Bruce - May 7, 2009, 10:27 am
In New Zealand they're just nervous.
leeebling - February 11, 2009, 1:05 pm
think the sheep in Wales are more scared.


MYSTERIOUS WAYS -


TAGS: highland girls sheep ladies room
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:28 pm
I thought one of them looked familar....I hope he's not planning to bring her to the motifake Christmas party. You know what a disaster the Hollowen party was with her there. Made the goat really jealous.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:11 pm

are those hammys women or are you asking in general?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
what is it with always wanting to use the bathroom after sex?
Claire - November 28, 2010, 3:09 am
lol'd
Fatemaster - November 28, 2010, 3:07 am
LOL Too true!


SERIOUS? -


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2010, 3:20 pm

nice
Cubbybear - July 6, 2010, 12:52 pm
All I'm doing is lickin' her chops...lol! 5/5 wooley poodles


Sacrificial Lamb -




SHEEP LOVE - Arrogant Knight just came.




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TAGS: homer greek poet sheep
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:23 pm
Agreed. Very few here get "abused" without creating sufficient cause first.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
Oh I don't think we should baby her. She needs to accept the abuse, with all its different angles, before she'll be properly accepted. I'm just saying that if we are gonna truly encourage her, we shouldn't cont. to ride her if not called for.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Maybe a little... but who here got that right out of the gate?
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Like I said, I think she's turned over a new leaf...almost. She's well on her way at the very least. I give her props and just hope she can keep it up. But she is def gonna need positive feedback to feel like she's accepted.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:05 pm
She's handling it fine... just needs to learn how tough it is to get any motifake respected even a little. She's just fine... good on ya, Bria.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
I agree 100 percent. So if she can learn to take it all with a grain of salt and not get so bent out of shape over every little comment, she may get somewhere. Until then, if she's too immature or serious, she really shouldn't even bother. Like I told her
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:02 pm
I do agree... she survived the first whoopin' admirably. Didn't snap, didn't get worse, didn't run. She's game.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:01 pm
We all through a little criticism out there... but, the way I see it, you gotta be on the receiving end of it (people crapping on your motifakes) before you understand it... and in a "hazing" way, earn the right to be a bit critical. Except tunnels.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
Well at least she's beginning to take some advice. It's a start i guess.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:58 pm
Arms crossed.... we'll see.
nik - July 6, 2009, 9:55 pm
I think bria is coming around. She even made 3 posters by request. Didn't know if you knew.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
Someone's getting suuuuuuuued!
BoneCD - July 6, 2009, 4:05 pm
me again
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 4:01 pm
Test FTW


CLONING AND GAY SCIENTISTS - do not go well together


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 2.45/5

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Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 6:40 am
As a New Zealander, I would like to thank you for making my girls into centrefold material! 5 Ewes er Lions!
Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:04 am
Well, at least we know what AK's been up to...


PATRIOTISM - Be a good citizen. Believe everything you're told to believe. It's all for freedom and peace.


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 2.45/5

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KT - May 14, 2009, 12:51 am
Enjoy bashing the way the world works the next time you're DRIVING YOUR CAR


FEMININE HYGIENE - You're doing it wrong




BLACKSHEEP - one of these things is not like the other..




INBREEDING - side-effects may include lack of legs


TAGS: sheep snow
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by shawoopa

Hawamleh - December 24, 2010, 7:25 am
You really think I find goats with my eyes? it's the heart that guides me. they only breed them this way because I like the whole two colors thing.
Donkasaurus - December 23, 2010, 10:50 am
Ohhh! I though they were called "Hammy Goats" because natural selection made it so its harder for hammy to find their backside.
Ed-Hyde - December 23, 2010, 9:40 am
... [headdesk]
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 8:53 am
those are called "Hammy Goats". they breed them that way so they're easier to find in the dark


MILLIONS OF FANS CHANTING YOUR NAME....FAAAAAAAAAG -




OUR RESIDENT SCOUNDREL -




the sheep pen -


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 28, 2014, 4:05 pm

LOL5


Counting Sheep -


TAGS: sheep falling flying counting shaun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:22 am
Well thanks Olds...and I want my hill back...teehee.
Oldsod - November 13, 2013, 8:07 pm
Oh...if only you could have gotten the Welsh accent in there...5 baaaaSPLATS!
MissPriss - November 13, 2013, 10:57 am
But Mr. Gary, it's Shaun The Sheep! To others it may be considered insanity, for me, my creations are the only ounce of sanity I have left...teehee. Thanks for the 5's!
GaryO - November 12, 2013, 10:27 pm
Missy. You lied. Yer not slowing down. 5 lambs


From waa-a-a-ay back when -




WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HAMMY? -




LOVE EM AND LEAVE EM -


TAGS: hammy sheep
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hawamleh - April 6, 2014, 7:10 pm
I can't remember if I saw this before, but goddamn it's good :D
fan4camping - May 21, 2012, 8:11 pm
I bid 5L


ANGORA MANAGEMENTA -


TAGS: sheep
Rating: 4.17/5

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FOLLOW ME - ON TWITTER. Then wonder why you bothered.




Back to school -




TSK TSK HAMMY -




OVINAPHOBIA -


TAGS: sheep fear quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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culos - December 1, 2010, 8:51 am
Pity it's not goats. Hammy would have thought he'd died and gone to heaven!


HEARTBREAKER -


TAGS: heartbreaker bonecd sheep motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.63/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:12 pm
Too many dogs there!
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:11 pm
Of course I could hop on over to Cleveland, but who needs sheep in Cleveland...Baaaa, Baaaa
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:10 pm
Ahhhh..... improvisation! And, they're well-hydrated!!!
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:10 pm
You know I'll be walking along going "Baaaa, Baaaa" all day now!
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:07 pm
Hey, in the MidWest we only have PONDS...they hate water and back right into ya! Sweat girl...
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 3:03 pm
Sheesh, Bone... clearly the opinion of somone who desn't live near a cliff. Boots keep them from running... but nothing makes them rear into you like a cliff. It's ok, Bone... a land-locked mistake.
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 2:59 pm
She so baaaaad
BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 2:59 pm
Damn Ron *sigh* you forgot the waders...First you got to put on a fine pair of waders so you can slide their rear legs into. Then as you push this cutie toward the cliff she'll do all the work! Just sayin', don't forget the waders...


MY FIRST MUSCLE CAR - 1995 Taurus SHO an angry yamaha engine


TAGS: wolf in sheeps clothing
Rating: 3.29/5

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[email protected] - February 11, 2010, 9:46 pm
I had a white one. STick shift...they were what a stick shift was meant for. it was muscle and luxury car.
CANADA - February 11, 2010, 8:34 pm
not to many lasted. they all blow up
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:19 pm
The SHO series were serious ass haulers
rerun - February 11, 2010, 7:38 pm

I remember this car, smoked a few mustangs in its day
Dr. Rusak - February 11, 2010, 6:47 pm
*jaxhead
Dr. Rusak - February 11, 2010, 6:47 pm
it's ok kaxhead, i'm thinking WFT too
Jaxhead - February 11, 2010, 6:45 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeehhhh what??


RESTLESS -




JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard sheep airmen marines foot patrol fields of fire
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Airman - September 9, 2009, 3:49 pm
tsk tsk
spacedog - September 9, 2009, 11:01 am
Bwahahaha! Nice bait.


CURLY - Soon realised there was a more enjoyable way to ride sheep !!


TAGS: curly sheep ride bang
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:35 pm
That's almost what the cowboys would say...only their version was "Go Curly early" before some OTHER cowboy picked up Curly the sheep.
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:22 pm
Go curly!!


EWE, AND EWE, AND EWE -


TAGS: sheep ups wyoming humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MPsniper - June 30, 2016, 4:59 pm
ISIS mail order brides?
lgvernon - June 27, 2016, 9:32 am

This happened last week in Pinedale, WY. UPS driver came back to his truck to be greeted by three visitors.
lgvernon - June 27, 2016, 9:32 am

This happened last week in Pinedale, WY. UPS driver came back to his truck to be greeted by three visitors.
concern3 - June 27, 2016, 8:12 am
Funny, UP yours


Doggone Dreams -


TAGS: herd sheep doggy dream misty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 3, 2015, 6:49 pm
wud an I missing, or do I keep napping?
Oldsod - February 3, 2015, 1:04 pm
Ahhhh...our favorite Oregonian pooch?
spacedog - February 2, 2015, 11:09 pm
I admit biographical, but not auto. Dig a little deeper...
Oldsod - February 2, 2015, 9:43 pm
This is not at all autobiographical, I assume?


Play A Game -




Ever wondered -




Trust Me -


TAGS: trust wolf sheep
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 3:12 pm
The truth behind politicians has been revealed! LOL! 5L


HOW DOES A FARMER MAKE A U-TURN? - He Winks at It




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